February 2010
confession #3,473
i really like going through car washes.
Did you know...
askvero:
It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath. The modern term ‘testimony’ is derived from this tradition.
the more you know!
“Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns...”
– J.D. Salinger (via smut-to-go)
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January 2010
“A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.”
– Laozi (via kari-shma)
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Beyonce ft Shakira - ‘Beautiful...
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I took a Marketing Course so I’d like to submit some of my own ideas. The business cards have far too much wasted space so I want a calender on the back, people will love that and use it all the time. The newspaper ad is fine but I’d like you to get them to print it upside down, that way people will instinctively want to rotate the newspaper to read it. Pretty good...
“The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.”
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
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Nurse: Okay we should probably shave your leg before we apply this bandaging. Is that OK?
Me: Oh yeah it’s fine – I shave
Nurse *looking at unshaven legs and unshaven face*: You’re…. talking about your face?
Me: … yes. Yes my face. I shave my face.
You're either holding me back or you're comin'...
i just realised that over half the people who follow me on here do not know me in real life, and therefore should have no obligation to follow me whatsoever.
soo… thank you for following me anyway!
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